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$100 bill tattooed on penis
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A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell have you been?"
Him: "I was out getting a tattoo." Her: "A tattoo?" "What kind of tattoo did you yavuzeli escort get? " Him: "I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis." yavuzeli escort bayan Her: "What the hell were you thinking? escort yavuzeli Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your penis?" Him: "Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow . . . Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money . . . Third, I like how money feels in my hand . . . And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!" |
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